Your friendly local hick (me) was giving a work presentation to a class that had some audience participation.
A suburban white boy answering a question stumbled through a statement where he was clearly trying to find a polite replacement for “hick” or “redneck” and I s2g this kid said “yeehaw folk.”
I wrote that shit up on the board and said, “I am, in fact, a yeehaw folk,” as my coworker just lost his shit laughing.
this is right up there with the person who couldn’t decide whether to use sir or ma'am to address to address someone and ended up saying captain
okay but like slytherins are probably the kind of people that stay up super late doing their homework even though they can’t figure it out because they have the mindset that if they don’t do this one homework assignment their grade will go down and then they won’t graduate and then they’ll never get a job and then they’ll never get a home and they’ll never-
because of the new tumblr guidelines, some gifsets and edits are being flagged as ns*w when there’s literally no ‘adult content’ in them. staff really hates content creators huh
Ps. On top of my regular doodles, I’m doing a 31-day winter/holiday-themed drawing challenge on my ko-fi this month. You can make a monthly donation to follow along here.
[Drawing of a white cat wearing a pink scarf and pink boots walking on a snow while more snow falls in a green sky. There’s a caption that says “I’m going to make it through December, through Winter, through the holidays, and through the year. I’m going to make it.”]
An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable
I demand to know what Christ’s veggiesona is
There’s a toy set that depicts nativity
Jesus is a carrot
no, you ignorant peon, that is laura the carrot’s baby brother PLAYING jesus in a nativity scene. laura is playing the angel, at the top. if you knew anything about anything at all, you would know that these are characters from the veggie tales tv show depicting the nativity. you can see larry the cucumber, pa grape, and mr. lunt are playing the wise men, you brainless sack of excrement. you absolute buffoon. you know nothing. don’t fucking try me.
